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Showing posts with label my reviews. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2013

Evil Dead or Evil Dud?

Tori P. Coelho 4/12/2013
Evil Dead
Release Date: 2013
Starring: Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Jessica Lucas
Color
Horror, Thriller, Slasher
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
 
Your typical bloody, gory slasher film. The recent remake of Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead lacked originality and the key element to a horror movie--the horror. A quick synopsis of the film consists of a group of five people traveling to a rotted out cabin in the middle of nowhere in an attempt to rehabilitate the movie's main protagonist, Mia, from a drug addiction. However, a reeking stench lingering in the cabin leads the group's dog to find a hatch that leads to a basement, which so happens to be filled to the brim with dead, decomposing cat corpses. Nevertheless, unlike any sane mind, the group did not leave. Elicit--and at times explicit--roars of outrage and bitter disappointment of diehard fans filled the theatre.
 
Of course, the many obvious questions still lye to those who have seen the film. Why choose a desolate, rotting cabin in the middle of nowhere to treat a drug addict? Especially one as run-down, sketchy, and filthy as this? Also, why in the name of everything logical would Olivia, who verbally claims to be a registered nurse, have such a miniscule amount of medical supplies on her when she knew Mia failed to go cold turkey during her first attempt at quitting drugs?
 
Then there is the racher clichéd presentation of the fashion in which the film was shot. There was even a scene where the camera flipped to have the ground as the sky, and vice versa. If anyone has watched 2011's Cabin in the Woods, they would see the remarkable, and somewhat questionable, similarities between the two movies. Both films feature a group of five people traveling to a deserted, desolate cabin in some forest, where they discover a creepy, hidden basement. Both movies also feature the group finding a strange book with suspicious Latin phrases, and, like every cliché horror film, there's always that one group member that simply can't resist reading from the seemingly malevolent words. They always do this despite the warnings and protests given to them by the other group members, and the evil is released to rain mayhem upon the cast. Too bad the recent Evil Dead lacked the dry humor Cabin in the Woods managed to grasp. It may have had something going for it at that point other than gore. Honestly, how many times must we view people rip and saw their own extremities off before we willingly throw ourselves to the demon just to escape the repetitive and cliche plot?
 
 

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Criminal Candy

MY Top 11 Villain Hotties
#1 Mark Pellegrino as "Lucifer" in Supernatural.

Why you should like him: Surprisingly, this guy is actually very entertaining to watch—mostly because of his witty personality. He can be rather charming.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the Devil and wishes to wipe out the human race.
#2 Cam Gigandet as "James" in Twilight.
Why you should like him: He’s got the abs of a Greek god.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s in Twilight.


 
 #3 Johnny Depp as "Sweeney Todd" in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Why you should like him: He has a heartbreaking past, was a loving father + husband, and is portrayed by Johnny Depp.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He slits men’s throats while shaving them and uses their corpses to make meat pies.
  
 #4 James Patrick Stuart as "Richard (Dick) Roman" in Supernatural.
Why you should like him: He’s got a rockin’ hot bod.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the king of leviathans and wants to wipe out the human race by turning us into Happy Meals. And not the good kind, ladies. ^-~

 
#5 Christian Bale as "Patrick Bateman" in American Psycho.
Why you should like him: Do you SEE the picture? Plus, he’s rich.
Why you shouldn't like him: He's an untable psychopath that will kill you without much thought.
#6 Heath Ledger as "The Joker" in Dark Knight.
Why you should like him: He’s the Joker.


Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the Joker.





#7 Hayden Christensen as "Anakin Skywalker" in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
 
Why you should like him: He starts out innocent and has a tragic past.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He turns into Darth Vader and kills everyone.

#8 Arnold Vosloo as "High Priest Imhotep" in The Mummy.
Why you should like him: He’s a tanned, toned male that walks around shirtless throughout more than half of the movie.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s an evil, undead high priest that was resurrected from being a rotting corpse. 

#9 Ralph Fiennes as "Amon Goeth" in Schindler's List.
Why you should like him: You know what… that is a GREAT question. Let’s go with his eyes since Ralph Fiennes’ eyes are gorgeous.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s an alcoholic Nazi that likes his job a bit too much. Enough said.

#10 James Marsters as "Spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Why you should like him: He’s that tall, dark, and mysterious type.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He likes drinking your blood.






#11 Jeff Goldblum as "Mr. Frost" in Mr. Frost.

Why you should like him: He’s got the look.
Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s presumably Satan and has demonic powers.





Where I got the images:

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm8T2NmruW8ZWwCf8fo25Knw2-4a-DNtQksHPNBnsdu28V3yTitjSqrn3bVr7ko6leJLPLBNkQyHPwWDx4TAQAD-anLwz61hqQp3D97DnKR_atoB5erNAiZALIhxk54rGmB5w5SqYm8ko/s1600/christian_bale_in_american_psycho.jpg

http://www.esmas.com/galeria/fotos/2007/12/200713839381197556778.jpg

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img9/9592_whysooooserious.jpg

http://www.oocities.org/i_love_my_brendan/imhotep04.jpg

http://www.sodahead.com/fun/which-vampire-is-the-hottest/question-1597417/?link=ibaf&q=&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001597417/3713446183_james_twilight_movie_answer_10_xlarge.jpeg