Criminal Candy

MY Top 11 Villain Hotties

#1 Mark Pellegrino as "Lucifer" in Supernatural.

Why you should like him: Surprisingly, this guy is actually very entertaining to watch—mostly because of his witty personality. He can be rather charming.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the Devil and wishes to wipe out the human race.

#2 Cam Gigandet as "James" in Twilight.

Why you should like him: He’s got the abs of a Greek god.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s in Twilight.

 

 #3 Johnny Depp as "Sweeney Todd" in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Why you should like him: He has a heartbreaking past, was a loving father + husband, and is portrayed by Johnny Depp.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He slits men’s throats while shaving them and uses their corpses to make meat pies.

  

 #4 James Patrick Stuart as "Richard (Dick) Roman" in Supernatural.

Why you should like him: He’s got a rockin’ hot bod.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the king of leviathans and wants to wipe out the human race by turning us into Happy Meals. And not the good kind, ladies. ^-~

 

#5 Christian Bale as "Patrick Bateman" in American Psycho.

Why you should like him: Do you SEE the picture? Plus, he’s rich.

Why you shouldn't like him: He's an untable psychopath that will kill you without much thought.

#6 Heath Ledger as "The Joker" in Dark Knight.

Why you should like him: He’s the Joker.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s the Joker.

#7 Hayden Christensen as "Anakin Skywalker" in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

 

Why you should like him: He starts out innocent and has a tragic past.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He turns into Darth Vader and kills everyone.

#8 Arnold Vosloo as "High Priest Imhotep" in The Mummy.

Why you should like him: He’s a tanned, toned male that walks around shirtless throughout more than half of the movie.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s an evil, undead high priest that was resurrected from being a rotting corpse. 

#9 Ralph Fiennes as "Amon Goeth" in Schindler's List.

Why you should like him: You know what… that is a GREAT question. Let’s go with his eyes since Ralph Fiennes’ eyes are gorgeous.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s an alcoholic Nazi that likes his job a bit too much. Enough said.

#10 James Marsters as "Spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Why you should like him: He’s that tall, dark, and mysterious type.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He likes drinking your blood.

#11 Jeff Goldblum as "Mr. Frost" in Mr. Frost.

Why you should like him: He’s got the look.

Why you shouldn’t like him: He’s presumably Satan and has demonic powers.





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Human Slinky

The Human Slinky

Has anyone seen this guy??? This is a must watch, people.

Rick Genest aka "Zombie Boy"

Eye of the Beholder: Rick Genest (Zombie Boy)

This guy knows what it means to be unique for sure! His name is Rick Genest; though, most know him as "Zombie Boy". His entire body is covered with grotesque tattoos, including the face which has been inked to take on the appearance of a skull. Some people would be turned off or shun him for his tattoos, so I encourage those people to watch these videos and others so they can see that just because he may look scary doesn't mean he's a hoodlum. This undead stud has one of the nicest smiles I've ever seen.

Emily

This is Emily. She is my friend Miranda's adorable little cousin. Isn't she the cutest? I got this shot after she fell asleep at a cookout over Miranda's.

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What Guys HATE

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Okay, ladies. I’m going to give you all some tips on what exactly NOT to do if you are striving to impress your crush. While some guys find it hot when a woman drives a truck, listens to old rock bands, or has a distinctively tough attitude, there are ways to avoid being so without taking it over the edge. Here are some ways to boost your chances if you are looking for a serious relationship.

1.      Manners. No burping, spitting, farting, or any of those gross habits. And please, let's avoid the cow chewing and keep the mouth closed while eating.

2.      You might be used to swearing around friends, but if you are trying to impress a guy it is probably a good idea to keep that potty mouth under control. While most guys would find the sailor look sexy on a woman, he doesn't want to hear the lingo. Keep it classy.

3.      Don't get drunk. Have one or two drinks, but unless you are looking for a one night stand keep the alcoholic consumption at a minimal. If the guy actually likes you for you, he will want to be talking to someone that will remember the conversation in the morning. Also, the LAST thing anyone wants is to be holding your hair back all night while you puke your brains out. It's also a good idea to eat a little something before drinking.

4.      If your date isn't a smoker, then don't smoke. Simple as that. No one likes making out with an ashtray.

5.      JUST BE YOURSELF. Contrary to popular belief, most guys can't stand bimbos. If you're intelligent in any way, show it, and don't try to be someone you're not. This will show confidence.

6.      Sex is a no-no on a first date. Don't be easy; he has to work for it if he wants it.

7.      Do NOT talk about marriage or babies on a first date. This will scare him off.

8.      Don't talk about your ex unless he asks about it. Even then don't dwell on it too much.

9.      Refrain from checking your phone or texting too much. This sends the message that you are more interested in your phone than him.

10.  Don't "offer" to pay.

11.  Avoid the hyena laugh. He will hate it if you're the loudest one in the room to the point everyone is staring. This will only embarrass him.

12.  Don't dress like a whore. Cover up and make him work for it. You will only look like a hypocrite if you snap at the guy for stealing a glance at your breasts when your shirt is low cut.

13.  Don't let him pick you up at home or work until you get to know him.

14.  Make the meeting place public, so there is little chance of him trying anything.

15.  Do not open the door for yourself or pull out your own chair.

16.  Be polite. Simple.

17.  DON'T. BE. LATE.

18.  No openly checking out other men.

19.  Avoid too many personal questions. You can get to know him without being sexual or personal. If you want to ask him questions, ask him about his hobbies or interests.

20.  Refrain from talking about family/life drama on a first date. A guy doesn't want to stick around if he thinks you are depressed or strung out. Give him some time to get to know the real you first.

21.  Guys don't care about what or where you like to shop.

22. Guys literally hate it when women are constantly talking about their diets, calorie intakes, weight, and all that crap. He likes a girl he can eat with.

There are always more things to think about while on a date or trying to get a date, but it all depends on a guy. Every man is different and has his own tastes, but most of them apply to the list above. Just keep it simple. If you are looking for a one-night stand or a sleezeball, this is not the list for you.

Aruba Trip: Breakfast with Iggy

These guys were literally everywhere in Aruba. This is an infant iguana. He joined me for breakfast at the cafe while nibbling on a strawberry I gave him. They are very used to people and will come right up to you to eat from your hand. This particular one was about six inches long, but there are some that are about as large as a cat roaming around the hotel lawns. Don't let their scaly appearance scare you away; they are very friendly!

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New York Tour: A "Splash" of Color

Spotted this little cutie while taking a buss tour in NY. It was a rather dreary day, so everything seemed to appear in gray tones. So, when I came across this little tyke playing with his scooter on the sidewalk in his lime green rain boots, multi-colored scooter, and blue hat, it was a nice contrast against the dull atmosphere. Plus, it was a great way to pass the time by waiting for that bloody red light! Poor thing ended up falling in the puddle, though, but he took it like a man and continued on with a smile on his face. :)

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New York Tour: Brooklyn Bridge

Brooklyn Bridge

During my trip to New York, the tour included a visit to the famous Brooklyn Bridge. Aside from the deafening traffic speeding overhead, the view was magnificent. It's funny; people never really notice how intricate and complex bridges are until they really stand back and take a look. The cables resemble a synthetic web, supported by the two stone arches. And then to top it off, the American flag is perched at the very top of the arch.

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Berserker Predator

Have any of you lovely creeps seen the Predators movie? If so, I think we can all agree the Berserker Yautja is the most badass predator yet. He's that guy that beat the glowing green snot out of the predator tied to the post. Berserker predator is my favorite, so I decided to sketch him out and color him. Tell me what you think?

Materiels:

• graphite pencil #4
• colored pencils (maroon, grey, black, red, violet, salmon pink, orange, yellow-orange, yellow, brown, and silver)
• black gel pen

Predators/Berserker Predator © Nimród Antel

Artwork © Desirée Storms

My Fluffies

 This is Mya. She's the good dog. Low key, calm, well behaved.... Every pet owner's dream.

And this is her challenged, spaz sister, Sela. <3 My gecko Reptar. He's a lil' cutie. <3
This is Davy Jones. He likes to punch hands.    

And last but not least Buddy. He's a chinchilla, and his fur is like silk. His name is Buddy, but I always call him Buddah or Bubba. Unlike most chichillas, he is very calm and will sit calmly in your arms when you hold him.

What To Expect

Since none of you really know me yet, here's what you might expect my blogs to be about:

• I like to review movies and books I have seen and read, recent or old.
• I will talk about my experiences from my travels and life. Hopefully it's not too boring! 8)
• I have this interest in people that you might see from Ripley's Believe It or Not or other unique sights. Some may include Rick Genest (aka Zombie Boy) or older names like Joseph Merrick (aka Elephant Man).
• Some of my art and short stories or poems will be posted here.
• If you have any questions, I will answer them to the best of my ability in my blogs.
• Expect some laughs.
• ALSO KEEP WATCH FOR NEWS ON MY SERIES Forbidden.

 This is me.